This Brew Master and Wine Master are no longer welcome in my home. These portable, hand-held gadgets help you pair the best beer or wine with your meal, point you to locations of famous wineries/breweries around the world, include drinking games and jokes, as well as tell you how to give a toast in 47 different languages. And in the event that those things are expertly achieved, you'll likely need their tips for curing hangovers. But, hey, since I can now get all of that information on my phone, these guys have gotta go.

P.S. You can still buy a Brew Master on Amazon for $6.75 (or a Wine Master for $5.76). But I'll give you mine for free if you call within the next 15 minutes.