Now That I Have Your Attention

As I was working today, I started to become increasingly agitated. I realized some crows were making a ton of racket outside. I stormed over to the window, flung it open, and then yelled “Shut up!” into the street. This didn’t produce any measurable amount of behavior change among the black beauties. In any event, this experience made me happy today, even if just for the pure absurdity of it.